You are the first woman to

iswearimnotbutch:

hustlerose:

Woman……… 2!!!!!!

this is fuckin hillarious

catholicboysdetention:

x

celestialdust:

Spirited Away

16bit-trash:

“The comedy my generation is building their entire personality and comedic taste around” starter pack

coolestkidintown:

tumblunni:

weapons-grade-spork:

lustik:

Sculptures by Phil Young.

*whispers softly but with feeling* what the fuck

smoosh

ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

candyredterezii:

cryptideridan:

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

Look I’m gonna fuckin’ say it

you shouldn’t lust after fucking pokemon

god i bet ur really embarrassed for saying that just now

kiwichips:

gay rights !!!

mightylesbian:

liverhoney:

um. titty