Category: Uncategorized

detectivebabineaux:

claryfightwood:

toogaytofunctionnn:

claryfightwood:

malviebertha:

claryfightwood:

Sharpay Evans was a lesbian

what do you mean “was”? she’s still a lesbian

wow you’re right, i guess i’m not used to lesbians being alive at the end of
a movie

Explain?? How??

  • weak ass crush on the most conventionally attractive boy in school despite having nothing in common with him.
  • obsession with the girl he was dating, thinking she hated her when really she was jealous of him.
  • theatre is gay
  • she loves drama
  • high femme
  • never ended up with a boyfriend because she was gay
  • best friends with her gay brother
  • only sings romantic duets with her gay brother because she’s also gay
  • determined to “stick to status quo” due to internalised homophobia
  • bop to the Top = she’s telling us she wants to be topped

You can tell OP had this list mentally prepared from the moment she hit “post”

fairglenned:

Iconic Lines From Modern Media That Are Raw As Fuck

  • “ Bold of you to assume I still have a soul. ”
  • “ I am a monument to all your sins. “
  • “ I’ll do whatever you want. ”
  • “ Then perish. ”
  • “ Violence for violence is the rule of beasts. ”
  • “ To become god is the loneliest achievement of all. ”
  • “ I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me. ”
  • “ If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have. ”
  • “ I will face god and walk backwards into hell. ”
  • “ Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals. ”
  • “ There is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. ”
  • “ All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. ”
  • “ Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog? ”
  • “ Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he created? ”
  • “ Tell me the name of God. ”
  • “ Can you feel your heart burning? ”
  • “ Can you feel the struggle within? ”
  • “ The fear within me in beyond anything your soul can make. ”
  • “ You cannot kill me in any way that matters. ”
  • “ You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies. ”
  • “ Violence in an art. Your body, the Louvre. ”
  • “ Even the godless end up worshiping something. ”
  • “ God wishes he were me. ”
  • “ One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled. ”
  • “ Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t. ”
  • “ Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end. ”
  • “ This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods. ”
  • “ Bury me shallow, I’ll be back. ”
  • “ There are no gods here. ”
  • “ Do I look like the kind of person who dies? ”
  • “ God’s dead and soon we will be too. ”
  • “ I thought there were no heroes left in this world. ”
  • “ I’ve been through hell and came out singing. ”
  • “ Pick a god and pray. ”
  • “ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. ”
  • “ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”
  • “ The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”
  • “ What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? ”
  • “ Bold of you to assume I can die. “

aleksandr-marchant-the-third:

i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.

smalltownantifa:

unpicasso:

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unpicasso:

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out