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Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.
*pats my pussy* is this thing on??
inclusivity win! jkr confirms dobbys cock huge!
MBTI + Tops and Bottoms
ENFP: Either pillow princess or powerbottom, depending on how they feel that day
INFP: Pretends to be a top, but you so much as touch their shoulder and they turn into the neediest bottom ever
ISTP: service top
ESTP: selfish top
INTP: vers
ENTP: vers and down for anything
ISTJ: service top
ISFJ: service bottom
ESFJ: His/Her Royal Highness Pillow Princess
ESTJ: tireless service top
INTJ: p o w e r b o t t o m
ENTJ: scary top
ENFJ: enthusiastic service top
INFJ: vers, but only either an attentive service top or an emotional bottom
ISFP: Anything and everything you want if you ask nicely and give them a scooby snack after
ESFP: Just happy to be there
this is what GOOD PUSSY sounds like *sound of gun cocking
i got a rare condition
i got a glass dick and paper balls
every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away
and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly
nest:
its so fucking funny when people in straight relationships try to use top/bottom language to describe their sex lives. my housemate was talking about “topping” her boyfriend and i was like “you peg him?” and she got all disgusted and was like NO I JUST LIKE BEING ON TOP!!!!
we really really need to oppress the hets man they’re playing with fire they’re using ideas they dont understand. they’re running with scissors
rosebudyke 