Tag: marvel

kentucky-fried-bucky:

ironlocked:

venom.

  • 31% on Rotten Tomatoes
  • 35% on Metacritic
  • 2/5 on Empire
  • 1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone
  • “a massively overqualified cast”
  • “What went wrong? Everything, actually.”
  • “No one has to fake a bad review of this”
  • “The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”

Also:

  • 95% of Google users liked it
  • 89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it
  • The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)
  • My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something

Critics: Who could possibly enjoy this disaster of a movie?

Op:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

regarding the tide pod challenge, peter could definitely eat one and not feel a thing cause of his extreme healing factor, and shuri would definitely make up a way to eat a tide pod without hurting herself cause peter sent her a snap taunting her and she just wasnt having that

a purpose of eating tide pods, for instance

mikkeneko:

kelssiel:

1dapologist:

thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!

loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun

thor: loki! give me your number and we can text!

loki *texting*: i don’t have a phone

Thor, through text: Brother, we need to have a serious discussion. Call me that we might talk.

Loki, through text: One moment I can’t find my phone

Thor, through text: OK

girlfriendluvr:

girlfriendluvr:

REVIEWS FOR VENOM JUST CAME IN AND IT’S A 28% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES!!!!!! THIS MOVIES GONNA BE SO FUCKIN FUNNY IM SO EXCITED. GOD I LOVE TERRIBLE SPIDERMAN MOVIES

“If you replaced Tom Hardy for Steve Martin in “All of Me,” and switched out Lily Tomlin for a wad of chewed-up black licorice, you’d have “Venom.”“

"When a major fight scene resembles a pair of black pants caught in a white wash, it’s fair to say you haven’t taken the audience with you.”

“It’s a train wreck of a movie, mixing and matching wildly dissonant tones, bizarre plot contrivances, and a truly unique lead performance.”

“Tom Hardy seems to be trying to be the first actor to win an Oscar and a Razzie for the same performance.”

“A film that feels like what you’d expect from a below average superhero flick circa 2004, like Ghost Rider or Fantastic Four.”

^ some of my fave critic review excerpts. i have never been more excited

avastrrs:

brie larson posting photoshopped avengers posters where they’re smiling like they’ve been possessed by a demon after salty fanboys said she didn’t smile enough in the captain marvel trailer is exactly the level of petty i someday hope to achieve