krwzprtt:

enochian-dick-jokes:

broke-broken-breaking:

prokopetz:

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator.
You have several times more endurance than they do – use that to your advantage!

Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

vr4300:

>pay $60 for Fallout 76

>launch game

>download 54GB day one patch

>finally get into game

>no NPCs to interact with

>only lore and story is through long boring audio tapes that can be interrupted but not resumed

>everything is a fetch quest

>constantly disconnected from servers

>constantly encounter hackers

>game encourages me to buy Atoms™ with real money

>drawl through this for 60 hours

>finally get to the end game

>launch nuke

>it explodes

>mushroom cloud

>leave the landscape awash in hellfire

>radioactive ash blocks out the sun

>eventually only a snowy nuclear landscape is left

>black screen

>can’t hear anything

>vision slowly fades in

>….

>“Hey, you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?”

ierohero:

being a fan of the mcelroys is such a strange experience because the kind of content they create is so familial and casually intimate that like if I saw griffin on the street I’d probably just be like “hey dude what’s up” because my brain literally thinks of him more as a family friend than as a famous person

beetlegarden:

hmmmmm…. perhaps apathy is boring……. & perhaps passion is cool………. being excited about things is endearing……..having interests makes one more interesting…….perhaps mocking and finding flaw in everything makes one’s world less saturated and enjoyable……..hmmm……..just been thinkin about it….