I know it’s shocking but just because a lesbian calls herself a dyke doesn’t mean you get to call her a dyke if you’re not a lesbian too you fucking freaks.
at this point i’m just trying to find out which one of my ocs has the weirdest concept so let’s go with…. Her.
she’s from a story about crypids and supernatural beings being issued a challenge from a decoded voynich manuscript. however, she’s the immortal psychic that originally wrote the voynich manuscript as a 8-bottles-of-greek-wine kind of joke, and knows that the translation is false.
she’s…slightly op because in this universe, the way that otherwordly creatures are created is through the power of belief, and as a psychic she can change what people believe (hence why she’s immortal- she makes people believe she can never die), but i love her to death
Me, buying pierogi in the dead of night from an elderly Slavic woman who sells frozen baked goods cash-only from the back of an unmarked van: Oh, yeah, that’s the stuff.
This is… so specific
It’s not real pierogi unless the person selling it is committing tax evasion. You can taste the difference.
She’s a pokemon oc! Back when I wanted to do a nuzlocke run I decided to do a pet run instead sjdbdjf where I only used cat and dog related pokemon! And this oc came outta that
I figured that since families in the pokemon universe have bird/cat/dog pokemon there had to be someone who runs like a pet-shelter kind of joint and so this gal breeds pokemon for domestic households and has a bunch of cat and dog pokemon that can be given as pets!
I just pulled out my sketchbook and according to when i drew her last year her likes are: cats and dogs, girls (is lesben) and tea, and her dislikes are: pretentious trainers, and eating salad
She’s not super into battling and just wants to love her pets and help others do the same!
Okay so as it turns out I have 93 ocs so I rolled a virtual die to choose which one to talk about so here we go (here’s number 74)
She’s my new DnD gal she’s a half-orc bard and a rock and roll drummer
So whenever she needs her drum set in battle she whips out a kick pedal and chucks it on the ground and when she steps on it the drum kit just expands magically and she goes ham on those bad boys
Cast thunderwave? She’s GOT you she’s all bududududa CRASH dugadugaduga boom boom tktktk BOOM and then magic ya feel??
She’s buff as fuck and she has a pretty substantial fan base and wears her own band merch bc she’s That kind of bitch
Apple: this is a mischievous moon. She wants to cause some trouble. Delightful impish smile. A good start. 9/10
I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all. This looks like one of those Lenny faces copy pasted onto some Swiss cheese. Bad moon but not horrible 5/10
Microsoft’s simplistic style isn’t working here. This is no moon. This is a strangely patterned electric socket. 2/10 could be worse
Oh dear. This isn’t the moon at all! This is a horrible child! 2/10 could still be so much worse
I don’t hate it! 7/10
This is so horrible. I feel so angry when I see it. This moon feels nothing, only anger. 2/10
Kind. Wholesome. Three-dimensional. Refreshing! She’s so good. I want her in the sky. 10/10
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